Only by morons

6th Dan? What, all her husbands had the same name?

Oh sorry, dementia my bad

We noticed, believe me

Ah yes, the netball playing shoe salesman

I’m talking about the yanks. They have very few international sports stars because they can’t drive or play football

Sports stars? Come back to us when you can play real football and/or drive lol

Half of Europe’s vegetable supply comes from southern Spain you plonker

Where were you looking, the fuckin butcher’s? 😂

Edit - OP edited his comment to add “in restaurants” without marking it as such

Perhaps he was on the east coast where every restaurant’s biggest seller is the Full English Breakfast. We’ll never know

Not for me, allow me to show you how fuckin ignorant the utter buffoon that wrote it is -

But, if they, in fact, get a 25% increase in wages, don’t they realize that the 25% sooner or later gets tacked onto the price of the vehicles they say they can’t afford? A $50,000 vehicle today will likely be a $62,000 vehicle next year.

😂 Oh my god, the results of a devastated education system

What about moose knuckles?

While her mate goes “Chew that toenail there look”

Some yank would find a reason to be offended, yes

So, I don’t want to punch anyone, ever. Under your infantile definition, I’m a Nazi? Because I’d prefer to see them arrested and jailed.

I always explain it’s like Americans when someone from New York makes a joke about someone from Kentucky, or California. Except we do it with neighbouring countries. And we don’t need a laugh track. And we don’t have to wait for the adverts to finish

No, but using violence to stop someone doing it is barbaric

Speaker? She was prime minister for a while

Worked with builders my entire life, they end up the best mates you’ll ever have. Know why? Honesty.

If you act like a twat, they’ll tear you a new arsehole for acting like a twat. If you’re obese or skinny to the point it’s affecting your health, they’ll tear you a new arsehole for it.

Nobody tiptoes around feefees on a building site

Ah, [Simplified], gotcha 😂

If you really appreciate it, spœll it properly! 😊

Their great what?

The One Where They Telegraph A Joke From A Mile Off So Even The Stupid People Can Understand It