Simple, just bulk up so you can carry a dozen folding chairs at a big tiddy goth GF church event.

That’s not even limited to bears, the power scaling for MtG cards in general is logarithmic. The most famous example being the fact that Emrakul, the plane-eating eldrich god and most powerful card ever printed, can be defeated by 15 1/1 squirrels.

I am become J

Exploda

Forbidden bagels

Man Groot has really let himself go

It is an actual phenomenon that pops up here and there. But people put it in places it doesn’t belong as “I’m 14 and this is deep”-bait.

Ah yes, Lewis & Clark, famous explorers of Maryland