They are right, if you’d like to prove them wrong, mix up some 1-Chloro-2-[(2-chloroethyl)sulfanyl]ethane with honey and report back how it tastes

Xkcd did this a couple of weeks ago https://youtu.be/r7B0MzvwDcA

But have you heard of… A lettuce?

Sorry it was me, I spilled my breakfast on the cat and exclaimed “bloody underground trans mafia strikes again”

Do not want. Neither I or the world is ready for hidef me in the morning, I’ll stick to standard def until I’ve had a coffee, shower and shave thank you!