Yeah I was thinking don’t threaten me with a good time

Once again. MAGA was right.

Or don’t even have a mounted drive and use some sort of http service.

Swap over dropbox

I got real self righteous there for a second, but i see they included the wrong pronunciation as well

If America was to elect a left wing stand up comedian Russia would invade the next day

While blue haired creatures make excellent coffee, I have yet to meet someone with blue hair that wasn’t a red flag

I’ve always been partial to a Brontosaurus

Sure but let’s include the graph back to ~2000 or so

See. This is where shit has gotten to.

People are now complaining about lighters being lighter.

It never says anywhere that he pays for it. I guess that’s why it’s only corporate restaurants

I find setting fire to said sensitive text is usually pretty effective.

If that’s not enough, separating the ashes and sending them to different continents works pretty well too.

Based

All I ever see is an eggplant emoji about to stick it

Just needs more jpeg

In OPs case the field trip really only cost $10 but the teacher jacked it to $20 when they told the kids to shake down their parents