Inside your vagina are two wolves…

I find it to be derivative and banal, because I am very important and sophisticated and everything should always be about me. Look at me being smart on the internet. I’m a very special boy.

I like to Edge by using a defective browser over and over before I open Firefox and climax.

We must seize the means of not giving a fuck.

Thou art a grammar Prussian, good sir.

Kissinger’s lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.