I have no justification.
I was just an Egg.
I have no justification.
I was just an Egg.
I can climb into the Metapod all I like, I never come out a Butterfree.
Disappointment at every turn.
The modern version of Will and Grace?
Kinda surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Well, the two do have some things in common.
They both want you to follow them.
They want to lead you from chaos and danger.
They focus on helping the needy.
They can make food magically appear.
People love making art of when they got nailed.
“I’ll be there… Our special place… Brought to you by Papa John’s.”
Well, someone’s getting a visit from Calander Man.
Don’t mind me, I’m just setting up the popcorn cart for when the programmer arguments start. I’ll share.
But they can be eaten, or turned into gold, or juiced, or turned into a labor force, or…
Wait, what was Gargamel’s actual plan?
Hey, dullness could be a benefit! Make for a nice tenderizer.
Swords need cared for, sharpened and all that.
A metal ball on a rod is a metal ball on a length of metal that can crack bone. Ball comes off, I still got a metal rod.
Then we need to switch over to old school maces.
It just gets blunter the more you bludgeon.
Second time in two days?
We need to increase macing rotations. That’s just not enough.
“Azumarill is my favorite Pokemon”.
And it’s been that way for far too long.
Remember when S.E was ready to shit all over Tomb Raider because it didn’t reach their insane metrics?
The rare Blahajberus, Guardian of the Gates of Sweden.
“Do I look like I know the got-dang difference between an image and an .iso?” -Lawyer Nintendo, Nintendo Lawyer
Oh, Class of Vertically Challenged Practitioners! My favorite!
Can you guys put out a schedule for when you’re doing pick-up?
I have this entire chunk of life I need to get rid of, but every damn time I get the alert, the circles already went inert and all they hauled off was the damned honeyed milk and bloodied bread.
I’m down, but I swear to all the pantheons, you better be housebroken.
I am not dealing with that again.
This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.