You don’t know me and what I will or will not do.

Just to prove you wrong, I’m downloading 20 catgirls, and won’t share.

Goddammit, I keep being involved when you post it, too!

I have secretly turned this community into my phylactery. I can never truly leave, a part of me is here, eternal, unbreaking.

Thank you, little gay people in my phone, for allowing me to become the Big Queer Lich I always knew I was.

Do not the spider.

"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.

It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."

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We have three options here:

All dairy products are actually non-dairy equivalents that happened to just take the original names.

There are equally intelligent milk-producing species that either keep themselves in a milk producing state or are otherwise forced into said state.

Or

There is an unseen slave caste of lesser intelligent members of species that are harvested for their products.

The fact she just keeps that thing in her purse, loaded.

Remember, everyone, always unload your weapon and make sure the safety twig is set. You’re saving your own life, and the lives around you.

They’re slowly becoming a thing! I’ve had more luck at overstock shops, but I’ve found a couple that have pockets that can at least carry a phone.

Same with dresses. I think you’re still better off looking for “functional” over pretty(basic A-line dresses, knee to lower thigh skirts), but they’re out there!

Also, cute lounge-y things. For some reason they’re all about the pockets in the lounge wear these days.

Just adding into the “things we do wrong because goldfish”, and really a lot of fish that are casually kept, FEEDING SCHEDULES AND PORTION SIZES!

Fish don’t need that much food in one sitting. Even if you’re growing/bulking something like goldfish, it’s 3-7 SMALL portions per day. Extra food just floats to the bottom of the tank, leaving it murky and releasing things into the water. This hurts the tank.

(I know you’ve probably covered this a thousand times, but it can never be repeated enough, in my opinion. Feeding is up there with tank sizes on things people aren’t given enough information on when buying a pet fish)

Obama has already won the war. Now is the time for patience as everyone else realizes.

Georgia. We get the break that our land isn’t also 90% waterlogged, but that doesn’t stop the air from hitting 100% and the temps from pushing into the 90s-100s.

I know that exact feeling. I spent most of my life in West Virginia until coming down here to GA. We would get humid, I thought I could handle it. The moment summer even thought about rolling in, I was ready to get an oxygen tank.

My work is indoors. Next to ovens that were last built roughly in the 1960s, that shed heat like motherfuckers. In a grocery store that refuses to turn on any form of AC. In the American South.

The air is hot water. It rains, and you just get more wet. They make up new ways to measure the humidity here. You can swing an empty cup through the air and have it come back full. You can keep varieties of tropical plant with little difficulty.

There is no fucking escape here. Simply Damp Hell.

“You watch as the body falls, knocking against the cabin. It gets caught, drawn underneath the wheels. You feel the subtle shifts, barely noticeable, as the trolley careens through the sudden obstacle. It’s a sudden, unexpected thrill. One you must experience again…”

They all do. One is so bad, she gets up on my shoulders and keeps pressing until I kiss her on the cheek. If she’s in a real love mood, she’ll lay there rolling until I kiss and nuzzle her whole face.

Well, your Grindr date might at least use lube.

He’s sad, for he knows his fate.

I’d be offended if you didn’t. They love that shit.

Only if we get a complete tier list at the end.

That comment section was worth reading just for someone bitching about “Paarthurnaxs dragon tits” making the dragonscript hard to read.