Wright-Hardman

being really good at drifting your dad’s tofu delivery car works too.

There’s gotta be a megazord term for porn addicted Arsenal fans.

The place I worked at had a fraction of that space to work with and management just didn’t care. They left it up to the servers to let them know when we were low or out of a particular syrup and it was only me and one other server that bothered to do it.

Been out of the service industry for a while now, but I still have nightmares about being out of Dr. Pepper during a Friday dinner shift.

I had a bigger problem digging out the syrup I needed from the haphazardly stacked boxes of other syrup

That’s a relief, I thought someone was gonna tell me I need to drink water again.

So the presence of clothing is the hard line between tasteful and goonslop?

Go on…

I don’t recall sex being on the table with the dolls. Thought they just talked to V about dying while laying on the bed until you disconnected them from their program and asked them questions after.

Did I miss something? Or does having a deep conversation with a person of the same assigned gender while laying fully clothed in bed now make a person gay?

The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I’m assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.

If you copy the video and distribute it before your 24 hours are up, you’re safe.

I watched most of the video but didn’t finish it. So I never got the creepy phone call about how I’ll be incarcerated in 24 hours.

So like dibs on steroids?

I’d only dress like a girl and kiss if we could fight the fascist state after. Otherwise I’m just dressing as a girl like usual.

He is and I will commit crimes against humanity to assert my flawed beliefs and worldview.

Sexy play by play in the style of confession.

There’s always that one guy that claims to go to the shooting range everyday and could wrestle a bear. At the very least he could keep the gator amused until animal control gets there.

I use my feet, mostly as a utilitarian reason for having bought thigh high toe socks.

Well yeah, that’s why you gosub lunch

She’d be covered in splinters by the time she managed to load and ready the stick gun.

Oh shit bro, we broke the Liberty Bell.