Computers are neat. Burritos are good.
Thinking about it is as far as you got
What’s your favorite flavor?
I do this too because every other word in my head is vulgar.
Well fuckin let him in Stamets, I’m starving!
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¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I’m more of a swamppad kind of guy
When you accidentally type swampon
instead of swapon
into your terminal
A seriously good game
Carbonara
Hey should we put a legend on our map?
Na, just scatter the identifiers all over the map and make sure you use at least two shades of mustard
While starved and sleep deprived? No.
Fun fact: if you don’t sleep or eat for several days, the hallucinations will get super vivid
You stay away from my drugs Jesus, I paid good money for them
Today on “Is it steak or boot leather?”
Rock or something
You need to be banned from the internet OP
Mostly just AfD please