France isn’t real!
France isn’t real!
Get off my phone dude
Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences
So I guess it’s not my fault, they’ve made their choice.
A dreadful tale my friend
Read us the great story of the separation of Testicles
McOrbalds
I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar
Beady eyed pool pissin’ fuck
This is America
How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
What if I want to gain two inches?
I appreciate your usage of them nonetheless.
I love that you have a gif for everything.
Hello, NASA? I’d like to apply for the astronaut position, please
I forgive you (this time)
You’ve earned the “nicest guy on the internet” award.
That’s enough blue food coloring to give you instant butt cancer.