This guy knows how to party. I’ll get the zip ties and duct tape.

It’s not sex, it’s butt stuff. Shut up and chug another beer

“Ok, everyone take your clothes off. We’re gonna shotgun some beers and then do butt stuff”

Congratulations!

I need y’all to go to Queens, and find me a set of left handed golf clubs

That’s enough blue food coloring to give you instant butt cancer.

France isn’t real!

No doubt hun

Get off my phone dude

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

So I guess it’s not my fault, they’ve made their choice.

A dreadful tale my friend

Read us the great story of the separation of Testicles

McOrbalds

I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

Beady eyed pool pissin’ fuck

This is America

How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?

What if I want to gain two inches?

I appreciate your usage of them nonetheless.