With posts like this, you can never quite tell if it’s real or fake…

*gills gills gills

I really want to live in the technologically-advanced, socialist utopia conservatives think mainstream Democrats are trying to produce

Hey, baby. Want to bone?

Death by snu-snu it is, then

Destroyer of dream houses

I am apparently a unicorn

Maybe the guy has red hair

People chicken, eh?

I’m sure there are tons of trans women who would appreciate that!

Dare I ask what’s in the other overlaps?

Your username indicates you don’t do much dating of men… (Not that it invalidates your point)

You mean the Swedish Chef was speaking Dutch all along?!?!

Clearly, you haven’t had the benefit of being subjected to HOURS of this show, live events, clothes, toys, playtime, books… trust me, I’ve thought up waaaaay worse plot points to keep myself interested in Adventure Bay.

I would LOVE to see an episode where Chase finally loses it and goes nuts from being the only person/pup on the police force. I’m sure he’s got to have some PTSD. We can have a whole episode dedicated to self-care, therapy (and introduce a new therapy dog to the team), and the general untrustworthiness of the police.

Nickelodeon, hit me up. I’m happy to write the episode for you.

Don’t turn around! The Commissar’s in town!

Flames… on the side of my head…