We need to make this happen.

Chester means a Roman fort or camp (and so do all the ‘casters, ‘cesters and ‘xeters), so Cheshire would be the county of that.

Originally it was called Vectis in Latin. Wight is an old word for man, so its current name means “Isle of man”.

Internet people pretending to have never seen a globe at school so they can be outraged by Big Greenland.

The UK: “This is not what we voted for!”

Wait, Alaska is missing!

Where is Witham Way country Park on this?

That’s some nice farmland you have. Be a shame if something happened to it.

UK and Nigeria axis of Mothering Sunday (it’s technically not actually Mother’s Day, but a Christian festival.)

Er, May Day in the UK has absolutely nothing to do with Labour Day or International Workers Day. It’s just another Beltane derived festival where people dance like twats with sticks or around a big pole.

And she chucked a big part of her kids’ inheritance off the boat!

Cry me a river - I got a Dragon 32.

People on Twitter would get mad about this every few weeks like clockwork as though it was an intentional conspiracy against Africa (emphasising important places like Greenland) and classroom globes aren’t a thing.

He didn’t say he’d kick you out for coming out as Bi though. Legal loophole.

Protocol in this situation is to go forward with the book burning in earnest.

What bindings does it have though?

I’m just seeing somebody who needs to turn quest markers back on.

And that’s even before you get to someone called Donald Fart attempting a coup against the US Government.

So cute!