Amazing how BSE knew and respected the modern border between England and Scotland perfectly.

The goths are all at Affleck’s Palace, as they always will be.

It’s pretty unethical for Jesus to go around turning people gay then.

How about chances of being born in the ocean, or even on this planet?

Omg we always had this in the 80s instead of cream and I’m never going back. It is Western milk.

Isn’t knowing you want tea in the future just always though?

I didn’t bring my 3Kw UK kettle over because I heard it would probably blow the circuit. But my Australian colleague who moved back over here brought his UK toaster and it actually did blow the circuit.

They didn’t powder her. She just turned up at the studio like this.

Wait, when did the Kraftwerk mannequins visit the White House?

That kind of worked, but they’re trays, not plates.

“Dining room” is over-egging it a bit. Puts me more in mind of silver service and candelabras.

If you write your signature in red at a forty five degree angle the cops have to give you a free ice cream and send you on your way.

Why are true neutral, chaotic neutral and neutral evil all the word “ok” though?

I saw a family of seven pack into one after taking photos at a viewpoint once.

The words you used perfectly describe David Dastalmachian.

Can’t wait for him to complete the trilogy with The Aeneid.

This is progress!

I just installed Fedora and if I hadn’t been a coder I would have given up at least twice (the ISO writer app requires Visual C++ SDK to be installed, and tells you this by complaining about missing dlls).

Manchester’s rep for rain is way overstated - even “Rain Bar” is so called because the building was an umbrella factory. It’s actually all in the lee of the hills and mountains, as you’d expect.

WTF Papua New Guinea?! Get with the 21st Century.