Why would you rather be an uncertified sausage?

All memes now require thorough citations

I don’t know, without the Mr. Beast seal of approval, how do you know real humans have suffered torture and abuse in the making of the video?

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together to Monopoly pieces. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Not if you wear it, as nature intended, and slide around the edge of the board with it every turn.

Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.

One of the greatest albums of all time

Not with all these trans people laying on tracks, that’s for sure!

Just pull yourself up by your cheese traps, bro.

All what mouse eat is THEFT. If they weren’t so LAZY and got a job they could pay for cheese like the rest of us. Ratatouille was one of the good ones.

I wouldn’t call that rubbish

vote for Lib Dems

Oh yeah, another Clegg coalition would be just great

To be fair, that is basically describing the beginning few missions of San Andreas anyway.

How did they know it was the spider’s birthday?

Everyone needs a friend.

Only God can blaze it. If you are devout, God my bless you with second hand toke.

That community [the community that you moderate along with a carnist community] just has post of people you individually disagree with or don’t like in it. Like vegans, or women. We should all pass

I would like to subscribe to the Biscuit newsletter please.

sees a chart with a bunch of different screw types, one of which is named after a person (Phillips)

names another random person (Robertson) as their favourite screw type

You’re a lunatic.