“Sir, we’ve found something… interesting. He’s apparently downloaded over 600 images of frogs to his computer. Specifically, one cartoon frog over and over again. We’re thinking it may be some sort of covert code system.”

My other pants already have shit in them; I need new pants and should probably see a doctor.

If you don’t like alcohol, that’s a good thing. Keep not liking alcohol. There’s nothing wrong with that.