Many of these trees were my friends!!

Why would such an amazing looking shoe need any decoration at all?

This is such a good comment, thanks

It is not-thrilledday, my dudes

Nice

Better times will come Flicker. Good luck with your leap of faith and investment in your future life quality!

Jesus walking out of a CVS trying to untangle himself from the receipt.

This could actually be a submission on the foodporn community over here.

That’s terrible. I like it.

My theory is that that is what they’re searching for in the trash all the time

She still gave head, just sayin’

This is great. I rember when r/aigreentext was booming on the old place, had some good laughs.

The recipe called for two good squeezes of Colin Farrell, I guess.

This is art, OP. Thanks for sharing!

That was a simpler time, before anybody had any teeth. And before the penguin war crimes…

Wow, such an informative post, thanks!

On the last point, it’s funny how a species with the right to bear arms chooses to keep flapping around with flippers instead, isn’t it?

I would like an AI language model to be trained only on these submissions.

Also, getting distracted doesn’t mean you’re doing it wrong.

noticing that you got dostracted and getting back on track for a while until it happens again is what it is all about (if you ask me)

They probably do have the dankest of memes

It is extremely unlikely that there is any life from 10 billion years older than we are, as the first generation stars probably did not provide enough chemical elements to form life to their planetary systems.