Ok, should we call the cops?

Women are you a good friend or a friend who is a good idea of what a fish is like.

Uh. That went weird fast…

We don’t generally tip much in the UK. Staff in high end restaurants still “make bank” from tips, as wealthy people are still more likely to tip.

Or you can join Deezer and then when you’re driving you can ask for whatever you want.

And you’ll get a Christmas version. Or a “live” version. Or a fucking obscure cover. Every time. And god help you if you ask for an artist rather than a track. Yeesh. One obscure track by the artist followed by random tracks from German rock bands and other total irrelevance.

In summary: I love Deezer.