Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

I see a mistake…

I don’t know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

Yeah, we need the classic Drake meme with "She’s a 10” on top and "She is 10” on bottom.

I’m sorry but fruit has no place in the ATHF Universe

I’d be fine with them if they weren’t constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

Which one of those girls is Pilar?

Naw, you chew on the bottle and play with the lid like it’s a spaceship. Then I think you’re legally required to drop it on a campsite somewhere.

See, this is why I ignore the rule, it’s not worth all this meaninglessness.

I was worried it was feces-related.

It’s truly remarkable.

Wash it!

How many homes do they think a fish has?

The tech is usually better, but that just kind of comes with the genre.

And that’s not even the dumbest part.

The whole point of the comment is that he knows it’s not an acceptable thing to say, that’s why he’s not doing it.

My employer’s HR company is called CYB, which stands for Cover Your Bases. They’re not even trying to pretend it’s for the employees’ benefit. It’s also literally just one lady with a webcam on the other side of the country. So gross.