Or, you know: Uncle Ben’s shelf stable rice… I hear.

What a low-effort bot you are. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Good catch. Report the account as bot. 🤌🏼

Here’s those swarmers on a 100mm diameter base 🥳🔥 (the Primed in Vallejo Black option, ofc)

Man. The bar was already so low, and you still brought a shovel? Oof.

Bonus points for the images having two different watermarks intact. 🤣🤘🏼🏴‍☠️

Yep, I even do custom loadouts and cosmetics for fans. Even the bases for the dwarves are hand-crafted and come with aesthetic details like swarmers scrambling up towards the Scout, festerfleas hiding from the Gunner, rocky debris scattered from the Driller punching a hole through a spire, and larvae scootin’ along while the Engineer sets up his trusty sentry. 🤩🏆

Sadly, your sarcasm is nearly as thick as they are and I’m not sure they grasped your tone. 🤷🏼‍♂️

1. We’re not on Reddit.

2. Those same manufacturers don’t give a flying fuck if you drive. They’ll still make fuel for airplanes, ships, industrial machinery, etc., and will still continue to blatantly ignore regulations in pursuit of profit.

3. If you’re gonna gargle corpo dick like bulldog on a firehose, at least be honest with yourself, son.

French: “esprit d’escalier”

My roommate could tell you the number the modem was dialing by listening to it. Mystified to this day at how many hours that took to matter. (He also OCed his rig by submerging all possible hardware in a bin full of oil, so maybe it was symptomatic of his favorite pastime.)

If you don’t Rock & Stone, don’t bother comin’ home!

For Karl!