Your fiancée is a lizard?

Lol I’m two generations away from boomer. Doesn’t mean I can’t think some of the whippersnappers are just making this garbage up to fool the olds

Does it mean I’m old if I hate both

Goddamn, that cop got cake

Painting with an incredibly broad brush here

If that’s true (link broken), that’s the saddest, most pathetic, try-hard response I could’ve imagined lol

A gen Xer dissing NIN?!

We are looking out for your kids. Just like everyone else looked out for us when we were teenagers on the internet: By mercilessly roasting us because what we were doing deserved to be roasted lol

Being a teenager and being embarrassing is like the strongest connection in the world. If I ever had to take more advanced science classes in my poorly educated state, I’d tell you what kind of covalent or electron bond or something it was, but I didn’t. But trust me, being young and embarrassing is a rite of passage. They just happen to be going through it now.

You have to remember that gen Z’ers are early twenties. It’s not usually the early 20s ones that are cringe, it’s the younger teenagers who, almost as a rule, are always pretty cringe. They don’t have the sense and forethought to not do really, really embarrassing stuff. They’re just full of emotions and hormones and those impulses aren’t tampered by fully developed brains thinking better than to…do really weird stuff. It’s not out of the ordinary. Millennials are late twenties to late thirties/early 40s.

Pewdiepie?

“Avengers porn XXX” basically. A lot of variations on that phrase.

This made me DuckDuckGo “avengers 4d experience cum shot” and now I feel like a fool. At least DDG will do me the courtesy of forgetting all about this