Prethoryn Overmind

NO PEACE. WE MUST FEED.

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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • You rolled a 6. This is a failed roll.

    You feel slightly uneasy as if power is being drawn to you. You begin to become more attractive. Suddenly, incels are messaging you. Trying to convince you that they are better than other men. This situation is getting out of hand. You wonder why they are all neckbeards. Where is all this “chivalry” coming from. Why are there so many fedoras in the profile pictures. The overwhelming thought of all things wrong with these men begin to weigh on you… What if… No you couldn’t do that… What if you just blocked them? Would that be possible? According to Elon Musk you shouldn’t be able to but then again he also seems like an incel.

    1. You block them.
    2. You wish to learn more about DnD and dice rolls.
    3. Wait a minute, who are you? The voice narrating your thoughts?
    4. Oh shit, I left the oven on!

  • Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

    What do you do?

    1. Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.

    2. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.

    3. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.

    4. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

    I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…


  • Bottom, IMO, but also if you are a top person… you are just wrong.

    Google Chrome for Android mobile used to have a bottom option and they removed it. I prefer the bottoms because that is where we naturally type on phones and it is where your thumb naturally lays. Phones are getting bigger so you have less to reach around for with it on the bottom.