Psaldorn

🎶 Skibidi sigma, skibidi day, man-go-man what a hell of a day

I guess it does remove the requirement of being able to count

You aren’t required to fire until empty.

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Whoopsie

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Guess I’ll… take a… nap…

Thank you ❤️

I hate uber advertising stuff on my notifications which also appear on my Fitbit.

10% off flights?! OMG. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

But I DO want notifications on my wrist when my Uber driver has arrived. Psshhh

CRANKING MY HOG AND THE VOLUME DIAL AROOOOOO

I think it’s getting you to say “no murdering” but I had to say it out loud to grok it

Live by the orb, die by the orb 🤷

The best orbgasm you ever had

Wizardposting 🤌🏻🔮✨

Not a flared base in sight

How is it legal to have ******* as your license plate?

For real. It would rather take me to a bing results page for (AppName) than open the fucking app that is actually installed.

If the customer is dead, they definitely can’t renew.

Who wouldn’t tout your service if it saved them?

But also… why the fuck does this require a sub?

Cod MW2/3 are total crapshoots with frame rates, even on a 3080 and set to performance it can still just turn to crap. It seems to run more stable and on higher settings on 2070 laptop. I don’t understand. (I tried to get as much hardware running DMZ as possible for friends and family, lots of machines)

Hey, c’mon I switched universes and back again but it still won’t load

This minions memes are coming back in unexpected ways

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I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies