Resol van Lemmy

I mean, it’s a lot more fun for him to clean off the “gooch” that’s found in these nasty computers, and entertain us in the process.

This is why I absolutely love this guy.

Hmm… software bloat. The bane of every consumer’s existence.

The ones who never take down their flags ever are the real real ones.

I use Arch-imedes btw. (Ngl this should be a new Linux distro)

What about Snipperclips? (I’m not sure if that’s what it’s called)

I’ll take the “talk to plants” potion since it changes LITERALLY NOTHING, and I don’t want any additional powers myself.

Well, remove “totally not” and replace “can’t” with “don’t wanna” and you’ll get closer to the truth.

Simply being married is just not my thing, it’s never been my thing.

I don’t really feel like getting married and having children of my own. This is what I mean.

And no, it wasn’t a joke.

Of course there’s corporate greed involved.

Slavery is the last thing I wanna see be brought back.

I literally can’t take care of my own life well enough, how do you expect me to be a good parent? This is why I’m celibate.

Also, I feel like there’s enough people in the world already. Why do you guys need more than 8 billion people?

Idk, probably.

Why am I getting the vibe that these predictions will still be wrong?

United States of Belgium (this was a real country that existed at some point in time)

But I have to learn how to make those clicking noises first.

Nope, in French it would TUC: Temps Universel Coordonné

That actually sounds like a cracker.

Thank goodness it’s not Greenwich Monstrous Time.

They’re technically the same anyway, only the name is different.

Also, I hate the name UTC, simply because the order of the letters of the acronym don’t match up with the first letters of the words of which the acronym stands for, which is Coordinated Universal Time, and not Universal Time Coordinated like I always thought.

The south: all soft drinks are Coca-Cola. We don’t have anything else.

Let’s all say it this way now:

Today is 2023, December 12. The time as of this comment being written is 15:28 (3:28pm) GMT.