I drink so much monster, I have marble sacks for kidneys.

/s

*Spits out pee I mean monster

You know, I almost forgot how bad of a company Microsoft has become.

Thanks for the reminder.

Hell yeah, I love to hate Nestle. Corporate pirates stealing up all the water.

That’s cheap! I paid $800 for a sectional sofa from a scratch and dent markdown furniture store. It was among the cheapest furniture they had. And it had slight cosmetic damage.