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Cake day: September 20th, 2023

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  • I’m not saying I would burn these down at every opportunity, but I am saying I would certainly understand exactly why someone might, and probably wouldn’t remember much about who did do it.

    Of course, I would plant 27 trees all over the property, and keep planting until the world runs out of trees, or someone gets fed up with pulling them out.

    I’m patient and petty.




  • A similar thing happened where I grew up. An old farm sold to become a strip mall, during preliminary stuff they discovered a bunch of shallow graves. Since they were likely native American given the area (depending on which side of a river it could be native Americans or civil war soldiers), they were reburied in a large mound near the back of the lot.

    Since it’s next to a pet store, people walk their dogs to piss and shit all over it.

    And that about sums up local feelings for natives.









  • "Yay god, I love God, we love God, don’t you love God? He’s the best! Better than others! (Here’s 3 slightly modified verses from the Bible songified. Two are out of order but it makes my song sound better.) Yay god. I love God. But like I REALLY love him. God. "

    And then while singing, make sure one or both of your arms is in some form of lift. It can be way up like you’re reaching for a rase you know you aren’t going to get, or it can be just 6 inches away from your side, one or both arms doesn’t matter as long as an arm is doing something. That’s how you really know someone is better at religion than you.