Holy shit, that is hilarious. It actually fits so well. Just one small problem. In Kojima games the good guy usually wins, right?

I don’t agree with the sun. That bitch can fuck right off.

I have been wishing for it for at least a decade.

Be gay, do crime.

Damn, trans people have their own kingdom?

This sounds like a good thing to me. You just have to bike on company time!

We could easily solve that with just a single guillotine.

Issueing an open challenge to get me boy preggers

and if they ever come into contact?

Also try those boots. Those were made for stomping fascist skulls.

Damn straight! What are some of the best gay karaoke songs?

I don’t care what words other than soy they put on my milk. The bean juice goes into my coffee and you cannot stop me!

If it’s nice enough and clean, yeah. That’s 2.5 months of health ensurance right there.

Do I have to run?

I am just waiting until for when they report about the image viewer in windows scanning all your photos for illegal content. That one is gonna be fun.
I don’t think they are scanning your shit…yet

She needs no fixing. She is the most sane of all of us. I stan a queen!

You forgot the upside down exclamation points and the tilde on half the letters

Agreed. Just the peer pressure for having a smartphone at all is immense. Some kids have one below the age of 10. That is absolutely insane to me.

Probably not. But I don’t use most of them and the ones I do use my account should be old enough that I don’t have to.

More for me!