Here’s the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won’t live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?
I’m fine with some titties, but sex scenes are just uncomfortable. Am also part of the asexual umbrella tho