What the fuck why is this so funny

That is absolutely fascinating, and makes me want to learn more about poetry

I’d subscribe to that

I think it’s a baby map turtle! I wasn’t actually planning to catch any that day, but I saw this little guy just a few inches below the surface and had to scoop him up!

Oh yeah, I washed my hands well after that

I just deadname buildings. Anyone been up the Sears Tower lately?

I read something once that made a lot of sense. For the left, freedom means “freedom from”. For the right, freedom means “freedom to”.

It’s such a betrayal when you bite into a pickle expecting it to be dill and it’s a sweet or bread and butter pickle instead

There’s a minigame where you have to sneak through a garden, avoiding spirits that will teleport you out if they see you. Someone realized that if you have hundreds of people running through at once, the spirits can only get one or two of them, so they posted on the other site and got a ton of people to start doing the minigame

The world, in chorus: “Same.”

Try going to a furry convention in the panhandle of either Oklahoma or Texas

How about this one? “James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.”

Is no one going to mention the “Eldridge” horrors?