At least I understand the words in the explanation.

But who the duck dislike being called a good boy?

I mean, as long as you don’t lose the stick, the rest of it is just frozen water. Uncomfortable, certainly, but I’d be amazed if you could make it to the ER before it melts.

Motivation, mostly. I have half a dozen abandoned projects in writing, model building, miniature painting, electronics, programming.

I’m a man of many talents, and limited attention span.

That’s why I specified lady minotaur. I know what I’m about.

Male minotaur need not apply.

If they switched that up for a timid young farm boy and a lady minotaur with huge . . . tracts of land that need caring for, I’d read it. Wouldn’t even need to change the title.

But desires to be less so.

I maintain that bathrooms should be strictly segregated between “talking” and “shutting the hell up.”

I mean that she has really big boobies. If she just straight up asked for a hug, from literally anyone she can see at any given moment, some 85% or more of men would hug her just too feel those glorious breasts pressed against them.

I suspect a higher percentage of women would give her a hug, either for the same reason, or because they would just want to comfort the person who needs a hug badly enough to ask strangers.

That girl is not wanting for hugs.

And why should I take your word for it? I want testimonials from an array of five year olds, at least one of which is missing teeth.

Me, if you used restoring the Roman Republic.

Attacking any remaining trust in the US government, I see.

Anyone who mistakes “short” for “bottom” deserves what they get.

You are a bad person.

Can we not link to reddit’s craptastic image containers?