they can’t swim

What did Mojang mean by this?

It’s poison.

It’s comedy

I think a lot of people know, it has sort of entered pop culture, even if they haven’t seen the video.

Autism

I knew I was missing something when I left Reddit, 196 endlessly gay posting, wouldn’t have discovered I was bi otherwise.

Imagine that I sell you the materials for building a house, you build the house and start living in it, I knock on your door and tell you that I’m going to start fuckin you in the ass every month, because you know, I gave you the materials.

“Breaking news” no it’s not, it’s just insane, and probably as others have pointed, an investment scam from the CEO.