Oh this explains why I never got rid of my kids.
You insult my homeland, but yes.
This is a recipe for introverts to mate.
Should I ask cleverbot instead of ChatGPT?
*shakes magic 8-ball
Challenge accepted!
*fucks a burger
This is exactly the movie “her” if you haven’t seen it, watch it. Their future idea is one of the closest I’ve ever watched.
As a german, this joke takes some time.
Best movie of all time.
Both? A gunshot into the hemorrhoids?
men don’t need tampons
Ahh, shit. Really? I just ordered them, because the ad is impressive.
What can I do with them now? Nosebleeding, maybe?
Since you handle things with a “danger site” pointed to yourself and not to the opponent, it’s the human giving the gun to the raccoon.
Think about how you would give someone a knife or a scissor.
My kids: “you son of a birch, I’m in!”