I wish

You’re welcome my well read baller!

It’s better to get the Thug Notes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLghL9V9QTN0jTgA1qrhWrBCB_Ln4xlVlB

Imagine OOP

Ever since I played Control I only read that as Object Of Power

At least didn’t take ice cube trays from the freezer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA86SuA2qFM

You can check if your preferred VPN provider has instructions to create config files for OpenVPN or WireGuard that you can import into Network Manager

And none of those songs will be from 1974

You put in a lot of effort on this joke so I’ll give an upvote and this comment

“It’s eerily beautiful. Are you sure it’s safe?” - Marge Simpson

Thank you for that!

Missed opportunity to say “twink 18 beers”

It’s the only Vaporeon meme I’ve seen. Judging by your comment, I don’t want to see the others O_O

Millennial here. We ruined all the funny numbers by simply existing.

“So long Antonio. Things could have worked between us if you weren’t as red as the blood spilling from your gunshot wound.”

–An excerpt from Daria Morgendorffer’s short story about espionage

I too jump for joy outside of the camera frame

I feel like this should be crossposted to c/lemmybewholsome

People were still using zipdisks in 2002?

Frakking toasters

I’ve only ever dreamed of pissing in the sink.

And I don’t mean that in the aspirational sense. Like, I literally have had dreams that I had to pee so I peed in a sink.

AI must be calculating the stats now