I’m just this guy, you know?
Can I get the lobotomy without the ear piercing? It would be nice to not worry anymore but I don’t want extra holes in my head
Is she making an anarchy burger, hold the government?
Reality collapses every Thursday and is replaced with something even more inexplicable.
Anyone living with other people is less free than they would be alone, because their actions would only affect themselves. Nobody who lives somewhere that has a deli is totally and completely free, which is what the lyrics are poking fun at.
America stands for freedom, but if you think you’re free try walking into the deli and urinating on the cheese
- The Vandals, “Anarchy Burger”
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Can’t make this reference without posting dine and dash
This is why a text-based IDE will always be necessary
Silly movies made in the 70s by British comedy troupes are no basis for a political ideology! Realistic political strategies are born from reading theory, not some farcical medieval movie!
Why, if I went around calling myself a Christian nationalist because I watched The Life of Brian they’d put me away!
I just tell people that democracy is better than monarchy so we should expand that to workplaces and give workers a vote on the direction of their workplace. Most people are more amenable to this than dropping the S word or god forbid C word.
I used to live out in the boonies, surrounded by rednecks, and this approach worked almost every time unless one of them was well-read enough to know I was talking about socialism.
Red Dwarf isn’t wet enough, that’s why I watch SeaQuest DSV
Nerds became cool once they realized they could exploit their autism at tech companies
She’s so much of a Trekkie she did the LL&P sign backwards
I believe you are all wrong. Commando Cody is the most excellent science fiction program ever made.
Farscape isn’t horny enough. That’s why I like LEXX
Jerusalem being “foundation of peace” is painfully ironic
I bet her check engine light is on.
Did someone say shrink faces