Missing a pile of raspberry pis

I’m glad to hear that. Seems like a useful thing.

Like the person who surgically added small magnets to their fingertips and can now feel electrical and magnetic fields.

* Aleggedly

Sidenote: I’d love a shirt with his silhouette on it with that word below. Like the ones with the ostrich they did for Letterkenny

Just memorize all the two letter words.

I’m pretty sure Apple’s marketing team didn’t come up with “Micro$oft” more than a decade before the first ads with Hoffman and Justin Long in them.

That was you?!? Brilliant

Having participated in the epic Mac vs. PC flame wars of the 90s and 00s I’m upset us Mac users never came up with Microslop.

When the punishment is a fine the crime becomes legal for rich people.

I’m only unconcerned with the cost of health care because the cost makes me avoid getting health care.

I’d be a pot smoking little devil if my seed ratio didn’t make me a thief.

Thanks for the primary source

Any horse capable of being led into a damn subway station is probably fine.

Makes me wonder if the NYPD ever brought their horses in there.

I see no crime

Go from prostate sufferer to prostate enjoyer with this one weird trick

Burger King can have a no burgers sign but McDonald’s can’t have a no frosty sign?

He makes a ton of money from YouTube and has no investors to pay back, so I think he’d be sad but okay about it. He just wanted it on the big screen.

Maybe the market cap in this graph is the total amount of gold extracted.

Big Laurel and Hardy energy

Came expecting some boomer-ass shirt, left with a warm fuzzy feeling. Thanks for subverting my expectations.