Go from prostate sufferer to prostate enjoyer with this one weird trick

Burger King can have a no burgers sign but McDonald’s can’t have a no frosty sign?

He makes a ton of money from YouTube and has no investors to pay back, so I think he’d be sad but okay about it. He just wanted it on the big screen.

Maybe the market cap in this graph is the total amount of gold extracted.

Big Laurel and Hardy energy

Came expecting some boomer-ass shirt, left with a warm fuzzy feeling. Thanks for subverting my expectations.

We may have enough samples to be statistically significant.

If there’s any evidence against psychic powers or witchcraft it’s that he’s still alive.

Excellent Kennedys reference

This would look so cool as a deck of playing cards, amirite?

That’s still too much work

That’s what scares me.

Somebody’s gonna make me president because I want nothing to do with any of it.

If I’m one in a million that means there’s 8,300 of me and I don’t think the world is prepared for that.

Bearded

Didn’t smell right

As long as they don’t rename Swagger to Flounce or Frolic I’ll be okay

When my dad found out the aftershave he used since high school was being discontinued he bought two cases of it.

That was about 15 years ago and he’s only halfway through the first case.

I’m probably going to inherit a lot of it. Sadly I don’t shave.

I should download it because I know I am on at least a few lists.

My 800TB of uploads for “Linux isos” beg to differ