A great wizard uses what is at hand.

Like McGuyver.

It feels like a light breeze but smells like a damp fart. Dems have dropped the ball so often I can’t feel hopeful.

Plus it’s not like they’re gonna abolish clocks.

There’s never gonna be an Election Day where I don’t have the same bullshit the next day.

No doubt. And vaginas do get moist. Yet many women find that word icky.

That’s slightly less fun. I’ll eat a pig or a chicken or a cow but octopodes are too smart for me to eat.

Quim feels like it would give the ick. Like the word “moist.”

Visually, yes.

However I’ve not met a mushroom that tastes and feels like beef. Impossible burgers get close but it’s far from a steak.

Fun fact: The actor in this scene is vegetarian, so they used mushrooms instead of steak

I’m torn between bald-pate friar and corned beef torpedo

Maybe it’s also bad when Americans do it.

Maybe it’s bad when anybody does it.

Their douchebaggery spawned one of the greatest Flash animations ever

We used to have kingdoms which were ruled by kings.

Then we had empires ruled by emperors.

Now we have countries.

It’s going to crash before the execution, I guarantee it.

What streaming platform has a TOS that allows this?

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Ed Sheeran is certainly Mackleless

We should both take Google et al to small claims court for the work we put into not being tracked by them.

My favorite idea for a global flag was a small, sky blue pennant that’s hung above every country’s flag.

You can’t eat a whole potato plant, or a whole stalk of wheat. Plants have waste.