Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

On clear days you can see launches from Wallops along the eastern seaboard. If Apollo had launched from there they could have seen it from NYC.

I used to live in the mountains in Maryland and watched them all the time, and even saw the light from the Antares explosion.

The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

And you’re tearing up bike lanes like it’s going out of style.

Honestly reminds me of my younger sibling trying to outdo me on random shit.

America needs people to jump the border to perform back-breaking labor under constant threat of being arrested to keep our groceries cheap

They’ve actually got the US beat on the military-industrial complex bit, at least when adjusted for GDP.

David Graeber wrote an entire book about it called Bullshit Jobs.

I guess Clarkson was wrong (again): Not everyone who drives a Volvo is a nice person.

Please do not ask me to go out.

Shel Silverstein is one of the greatest poets of the 20th century and I will die on that hill.

If only to spite my 12th grade English teacher

Spending all day in the dark looking at memes is a sometimes food

Nihilism: Nothing matters.

Absurdism: Nothing matters!

That’s my secret: I never leave.

When they were all young warthogs…

What kind of ska? First wave? Two tone? Third wave? Ska punk? Whatever the hell Streetlight is?

Ska and punk are part of the woke trans agenda

For more details on how animal husbandry led to the notion of lending money with interest, see David Graeber’s “Debt: The First 5,000 Years”

More than one thing can be bad.

Simple as

There’s your clue

Wiggling magnetic fields make electricity

Fusion reactors have wiggling magnetic fields.

Simple as

If I have back pain and lay face down my cat will come knead and then lay right where I feel bad.

I know this is because it’s inflamed and warmer than other spots in the house, but I believe it’s because he loves me and wants me to get better.