Boomer Humor Doomergod

If I’m one in a million that means there’s 8,300 of me and I don’t think the world is prepared for that.

Bearded

Didn’t smell right

As long as they don’t rename Swagger to Flounce or Frolic I’ll be okay

When my dad found out the aftershave he used since high school was being discontinued he bought two cases of it.

That was about 15 years ago and he’s only halfway through the first case.

I’m probably going to inherit a lot of it. Sadly I don’t shave.

I should download it because I know I am on at least a few lists.

My 800TB of uploads for “Linux isos” beg to differ

Just release the torrent jeez

If the inventor of the web didn’t want to copy things he wouldn’t have made it plaintext.

Something died for this I’m gonna use all of its essence

No I need my bones to make stock!

It’s better than buying antibiotics at Tractor Supply instead of going to the doctor

That just sounds like digging a hole with extra steps

I have enough Sisyphean tasks in my life to start trying to make this species slightly less terrible.

Besides it’s too late anyway.

Apathetic bloody planet. I’ve no sympathy at all.

I’ve been disappointed by humans too many times to believe a better world is possible anymore.

Rudolph was invented by Montgomery Ward to save money on book giveaways

Doesn’t seem worth it

What a stupid world.

food is literally free until someone builds a fence around it and guards it with weapons

This is the violence inherent in the system.

Watch yer tuffet