To be fair if you read the book and formed an actual opinion rather than regurgitating the Cliff Notes you’d get a lower grade.

Ask me how I know.

Hooking a random number generator up to production is a bold move.

AI cured me of imposter syndrome but led to the realization that everyone is dumber than I thought.

Sunlight ages like wine

When we fall, we will fall together.

No one will catch us so we’ll catch ourselves.

As The Bob I apologize and offer being a lift for crowd surfing as compensation

When I had friends we’d constantly insult each other.

An organization who was serious about posting and knowing it was them would clave their own fediverse instance.

As long as Ghandi doesn’t nuke me I’m good

Nothing is the best thing I ever did.

It made me feel really frustrated about being straight. I could be having sooo much more sex.

I was told by one of my friends not to go out at night for this reason.

I agree. I don’t go to gay bars unless I’m invited by a gay person, and I’m aware that I’m a guest in that space because I’ve seen that happen to a few places.

I had this fear and honestly if straight guys were as respectful and understanding as gay guys straight guys would have way more sex.

Just don’t go there to get hit on, or to hit on women who think they’re in a safe space. Go there because you like the vibe and want to have fun. Try to make friends with the guys who hit on you and be a good sport.

ETA: Don’t go to a gay bar if you’re straight unless you’re invited.

I was just standing there waiting for the ATM to spit my cash out so I could get drunk enough to come up with a witty response.

I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

When I see this happening I try to leave enough space behind so the trucker feels like they can slow down safely, and most of them do.

People get car sick in EVs more because there’s no audible cue when the car is accelerating, though exposure can train their brains enough to prevent it.

The Tingle recognizes all expressions as valid

Hell yeah love ska