Not if it’s staring at them.

Or stargazey pie

I work with a guy like this and he has my eternal allegiance.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in a cog’s ghost

The last thing I want is more human contact. It just feeds the misanthropy.

Yes. We are dumb and stupid and also mean and sneaky and let the rest of the world think we were cool but we’re not.

I hate this country and everyone in it. Even me. (Okay maybe there’s like five people I like. But not me.)

America sucks and should burn.

And also the rest of the planet should burn because you all fell for our stupid act.

Fuck this species.

NGL I’m curious about how the new UI would work

I see you are also a person of taste

You don’t even need to bribe them. Just convince them your plans are actually in everyone’s best interests and that protestors don’t know what they’re talking about.

Bribes are expensive when you can rely on the idiocy of humans in power for free.

Me neither but we live in a stupid world with stupid people where everything starts to suck eventually.

It means the fediverse is gaining cred

Americans: “buht mah clawawk only goez ta twellevv”

I’ve been showing that since the year 2000.

Had a Kucinich for President bumper sticker and everything.

When will it start to work?

Just don’t fill your ballot out, at least not completely. That’s what I do. I only voted for one person in the primary.

May the next fuck around generation appreciate our sacrifice.

The effect of an individual vote is indistinguishable from it not having any effect at all.

Disclaimer: This strategy takes decades or centuries to have any effect.

Depending on which level of classification you’re considering we’re all frogs.

Joke’s on you that’s a toad