More bitches? We definitely have a problem!

How does that work if you’ve only been a hot girl for half of your life? Asking for a friend of course.

Hi Bitches, I’m the problem…? Wait…

Yeah that’s a good point. That’s what I would call intelligent design. Take that, creationists!

The “shouldn’t” aspect is more directly applicable to different kinds of kinks or fetishes. Anyone who has experienced what the… uh [checks notes]… “fun button” has to offer will probably tell you that the whole situation is not a coincidence.

Or so I’ve heard… (they’ll buy that, right?)

Hahah thanks for the advice! I’m not really worried about dating. I wasn’t kidding about these qualities being endearing to me though. So I guess you can count that as proof that someone out there will like you for who you are?

Yeah, that doesn’t sound like I’m hitting on strangers on the internet, right?

Not going to lie, this pushes most of my buttons. Now I need one… Where can I get one?

When I say taboo, I mean in the naughty sense. As in it feels kinky because you don’t understand why it turns you on, and you know it shouldn’t, but it does anyway.

But hey, it’s not for everyone, and that’s okay.

Yeah, you aren’t obligated to like anal. And there are several reasons for (not) wanting to do it.

You’re not even required by international sexual law to be even remotely interested in sticking your dick in anything. You do you, but be safe when you do!

But just for context, for most people who engage in anal (both giving and receiving end), the feeling of taboo is part of the fun.

As it turns out, grilling is also for everyone. You don’t have to look like Hank Hill to enjoy a good grill.

Yeah, was about to say if the dream is driving Hotwheels cars across any breasts, why not grow your own?

If it has to be someone else’s, your solution sounds reasonable.