How should I know that you’re supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.
That’s sad. Back to cuddling blåhaj I guess. If you ever should be around, my closet is quite spacious.
I just checked. Sadly it’s not my closet :(
My life in a nutshell.
If eye bleach wasn’t a thing, I’m making it a thing now.
Guten Abend, du Hurensohn :)
If you’re going to use the leg press just go sooner rather than later.
It’s okay to have a giant zucchini stuck in your rectum.
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.