Seraph

Good but a bit overpriced.

Then again most pasta is seriously overpriced.

It’s as if it takes more than a year to learn a language!

Me after 2 years into my Duolingo Spanish

The word “her” is in different text. Wonder what was there before!

Am I gregnant?

The universe doesn’t care about us. It will continue regardless of our actions.

I find it both terrifying and comforting.

Obviously. Because Firefly is the superior show, right?

No, no. He’s got a point.

Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game.

Paging Yakko Warner. Can we get a pedophiles of the world song?

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Reminder that there are only around 750 billionaires in the US. We can eat them.

Or tax them to hell like they did in the 50s I guess. But I prefer the eating thing.

Now Ivan can die on the front lines from drone grenades instead of the cold, as God intended.

The crime of Forgery is what makes it less possible for me.

If my big gay text doesn’t scream “BITCH I’M FABULOUS” what’s the fucking point?

Conjugal visits on Death Row? I gotta change my retirement plans.

I am change?

Look at that horse.

Alcohol lowers inhibitions more than marijuana, not to mention the paranoia that lots of people get from weed.

Find groups that meet and have your interests.