His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

There’s horror in his head already, mom’s spaghetti

Words to live by! /sincere

I was just extending the bait, didn’t realize people would take it seriously. I’ve added an “/s”.

In reality, the Amazon driver’s pay has been cut, so they ask for a tip. You don’t tip enough so they beat you up. If you could afford to order from Amazon, why didn’t you tip enough? Obviously you’re not supporting essential workers in these trying times. They’re just working hard, feeding you, keeping you clothed, protecting you. But they have families of their own to take care of too. You’re not even ordering enough so they can afford to take a bathroom break.

Note: this was meant to be: /s

This is my first time seeing any of this, but the party arc starts here: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5404