Shalakushka

So, big fan of butt rock?

Most (99%) oven roast the turkey but the fattest of rednecks deep fry it to show reverence to their fat ancestors.

Yes, self deception

Agreed, this is a meme my aunt would post on Facebook

I feel like most successful jokes have a much better ratio of accuracy to hilarity. This one sacrifices accuracy for an incredibly lame pun that wouldn’t have been funny if it were accurate.

I wish hexbear was like this, instead they fellate capitalist imperialist autocrats like Putin because it feels cooler to be a contrarian than class conscious to them.

When you want to travel to the third world countries that connect the cities of the US you could rent a car, which is necessary because rural areas have apparently forgotten about public transit of any kind. In civilized countries, there’s a solid network of mass transit basically everywhere. It doesn’t matter that you’re in a podunk town, a bus comes by every half hour because it’s a necessity to have a regular bus more than a full one.

Biden in the presidential election. By “this guy” I meant the fascist weirdo with the fetish for the inside of people’s mouths who drew this.

Please stop “ironically” supporting this guy

A good 80% of home schooling is done so religious crazies can shelter their children from anything that disagrees with their holy book.

Even if they’d rather hear an unqualified religious crazy teach them (they don’t), that doesn’t make it a good idea. Children would prefer to spend all day playing video games, so I don’t know if preference is the measure to use here.

Problem Sleuth is honestly a lot better