He also stole from Madonna’s Material Girl.

That’s ok I guess, but 9 out of 10 character design experts recommend goblins with huge ears

She can’t date anyone with tongue piercings

Cause Malcolm X is based as fuck.

Fr though: No one is totally immune to their own biases and limited worldviews. I could be he thought of Jewish peoples as fellow victims of oppression (which is true) and failed to see the forest for the trees. He was also very outspoken about his Faith driving him to fight inequality, it could be that his views, like a lot of other people, were influenced by it.

MLK 😔

You’d think he would have recognized settler colonialism, which is disappointing. It’s a mix of scary and reassuring when people more intelligent and educated than you are flat out wrong.

I like that the US is in red. By definition it can’t invade itself, but it did bomb and try to coup itself as well as the other 3.

That’s 6 of the, I’m gonna guess around 100 countries in red

A gay who sold 500,000 copies

You can never prove you’re pansexual but your degree of confidence increases for each gender you’ve fucked. I think that’s pretty Bayesed

That’s when you’re attracted to J. K. Simmons

Now, to be fair, depressed Japanese men copied the idea from white men in the first place.

Long sleeves in this heat? I’ll be dead by Thursday.

You have a deal

The true witch’s curse was that he could never be the person she fell in love with.

Make me, hecker.

Much like in Rome, you eat their signature pizza and then judge. Then you visit the buildings that were left from the time where it was burned to the ground.

Then you go to for their religious sites: for Rome it’s the Vatican, for Chicago it’s the Rat Hole.

James Cameron writes all of it under pseudonyms

Somehow the sequel made billions. I have no idea how.

Being something is strange too, it’s just that things that aren’t aware of it don’t mention it cause they aren’t aware of it.

Inalienable rights, shmalienable shmights

Oh nice I have that one. It’s heavy af