Talking to a cat.

And that’s how I met your father

I can’t speak for anyone but child me was a dumbass.

I’m glad I’m not the only one down bad for Morticia Addams the the mom from Bluey

Snails about to thank you for being thoughtful and giving them a bunch of treats: 🥺

192 cores. That’s not for home use.

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

Those are before/after pictures

Could be that, or it could be I don’t like having to work

We’re so close to Neil banging out the tunes Day

Sorry sweaty I only have co-dependent relationships 💅

Good luck with the cystic fibrosis and the sickle cell anemia

Alternative title: All 25 accounts that still use Twitter

You’re bi now I guess.

You should be striving for an astronaut dress or a professor dress smh

It’s an alchemical element. These days everyone knows surprise is a fundamental force

My real passion are good deals

23 bucks just for the leash with no collar, that’s the horny tax

Difficulty sleeping and difficulty when not

I don’t think the Navy Seals are prepared for this threat