Don’t listen to this guy, I’ll pay you twice as much if you let me and my pals vivisect you. By the way, I’m raising your rent tomorrow.

You got first and third world swapped there.

There’s also the US option where the kid gets told to fuck off and charged for bleeding on the floor.

If anything, the Rockies are proof Chile should go all the way up

Me after the brain smoothing operation

Can I join for the WoW then leave and y’all start fucking

That’s quitter talk.

All those windows, that’s not a bathroom, it’s a bath showroom

Since the card isn’t named Carnivorous Death-Parrot or Nine-Lives, the opponent can simply ignore those effects, no? Phoebe only steals the text box.

Edit:

If an ability of an object refers to that object by name, and an object with a different name gains that ability, each instance of the first name in the gained ability that refers to the first object by name should be treated as the second name.

Nevermind, carry on

You know this one was on purpose cause he’s a cop (or was, before he was fired for malfeasance) and his daughter is a prosecutor who got in trouble after posting nazi shit.

Yes, Ace Attorney takes place in Brazil.

Isn’t that the plot of Hancock

Excuse me, Bea works her ass off in a dying business in a dying town, in a dying country. She has no time to steal catalytic converters with her friends anymore.

Surely the mightiest of crackheads will be able to take those battery packs

Oh is that why I wasn’t seeing a lot of posts from the big instances? I was wondering if there was a holiday in Langley, Virginia or something.

Being owned by the NYT, I’m pretty sure their reaction to children is bombing them.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for a beer, the second two beers and so on. They tip the bartender 1/12th of a beer and leave without paying.

Affero General Public License? That sounds like it’s coming straight from Stalin’s mouth

I feel bad for people who legit like studying the history of the Roman Empire cause it’s a giant red flag.

Is it like a package service or what?

If the Germans are to be believed, things are a little depressing.