They’re calling in Colonel Panic for backup

Fun fact. Dolphins get all their hydration from their food. In captivity they have to be fed fish injected with water in order to maintain proper hydration

When I lived in Japan, my class watched Grave of the Fireflies and some kids were crying, but the Chinese kid said “well… you shouldn’t be sad, because they deserved it” and that challenged my thinking on the issue. I’m grateful for your perspective little Chinese kid

Oh… I cropped it from this and thought it was funnier

Zoosexuals be watching animal planet

I love labels! I love labels! I love grouping people into skin-deep categories so I can slander them all at once!!