Lol, menses.

Remember kids, iron man is Fe male.

It just works.

Yeah, super fucking close call there.

He saw… Beans lotsa beans lotsa beans lotsabeans

It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa’s novelty Fleshlight collection.

I’m so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck’s corkscrew dick.

Trance? Frans? You decide!

My favorite is the secretarybird. They’re gorgeous, tall, they can fly, they kick snakes to death and then eat them, what’s not to love?

My favorite extinct dinosaur is the microraptor, a relative of deinonychus that had four (!) wings. Two pairs, one on its forelimbs like modern dinosaurs and one on its hindlimbs. Most people draw them like four-winged crows with teeth, which is great because crows are also crazy smart and probably some of the smartest animals besides humans and maybe chimps. They know how to use cars to break open nuts by dropping them onto an intersection and they wait for the lights to change before they fly back down to collect the spoils. I’m typing so fast that autocorrect almost can’t keep up now so I’ll stop for now

Edit: apparently autocorrect wasn’t quite keeping up

They are still alive. There’s more dinosaurs than humans on this planet. My favorite is the secretarybird.

It’s amazing how effects that were so convincing can become so obvious and dated.

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Even “clear” things cast shadows. If you can see it, it’s because some of the light is bouncing off and reaching your eyes, so at least that much light won’t make it to the page

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

Well look at you mr VP of sales

Women are the best paraphrase of the world

Better than the word salad mine spat out:

Women are the only one I know to be at work

Push the fat guy

But also it’s possible to use something and not be addicted to it?

Hey I’ve found this article that has some interesting points. What do you think?

Oh, don’t read that. That is all just propaganda, you can’t let them get you.

-a literal response I’ve received, many times.

Trying to ask them real questions, like who “they” actually are that are trying to make your life in particular worse, is about as good as I have managed. But on some of the more egregious points, they always seem to think they have actual good serious sources on how trans people are actually all just predators or something. The more attentive ones may even be so kind as to add a “present company excluded”

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