Frogception

Herpy the love sore.

But do your friends dance? Because if your friends don’t dance, then …

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they’re waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.

I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.

Hit are delicious cookies, though. MUCH better than Oreos.

Forbidden spaghett

Hyuk

Bachelor chow. Now with flavor.

If you can’t join them, beat it yourself.

A piggyback ride!

Knownst’ve

Hey, maybe it was just a cold day, okay?

Isn’t that just Rachel Dratch?

More fibre.

I don’t know, I think a brothel is a much more ethical business.

Oof … Who’s gonna tell them?

“back to watching my game?!” Damn kids these days can’t even be bothered to play their own games! SMH