SolacefromSilence

No garlic

I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)

You’re focusing on the onion, but the real flex is the burlap bag. Unless she’s into jute, of course.

That’s the problem.

Just second amendment things

I hate it because it strips, if you look at it funny… any other reasons I should hate it?

“Two can keep a secret…” maybe it’s best we stay out of this one

Callcentric is a good VoIP provider if you want that landline experience

My fragile masculinity has been struggling with ungendered potatoes, thank the heavens for this revelation!

That’s the point?

Don’t forget Senators too!

Doesn’t matter, had war.

Where the rule in the 196? That’s the real law of physics that was broken

“Quad cities” bordering Illinois and Iowa.

Two can keep a secret…

I’m assuming you think a replacement to Hitler would have stopped the war. First, is that what you believe?

Second, would a more effective leader of Nazi Germany ultimately cause more deaths?