You ever read the description of what a 4th dimensional being, appearing before us would look like to our 3 dimensional human eyes? Sounds like biblical angels to me, it’s creepy af

Maybe just give the burglar a flat side spanking then, go for the knees.

I have at least a dozen items in my house that I know I’m gonna be throwing at a burglar’s face in case of a break in. I’ve lived in first floor units all my life too so I always have a Roman gladius by the window. It’s not sharp, but it’s metal and it’s blunt.

Lost all respect for Del Toro when I found out he signed the letter in support of Roman Polanski and continues to defend him, and minimize his crimes.

Surprised there isn’t one already. I went to the casino recently and there’s all sorts of licensed slots based on tv shows and movies

“I should not exist”

It’s a solid movie about the tanuki fighting off human expansion into their habitat, by using their balls as weapons

Pom Poko. balls to the walls weird movie.

Last night i saw an Auburn haired woman get out of her car to grab coffee, and she was wearing grey sweatpants and Uggs. I’m not ready yet!

Exactly this. When I get waved towards a self checkout I refuse, those things hate me. They always time out on me.

Canadians also invented peanut butter and the California sushi roll.

Apparently sour cream and onion chips are a Canadian invention, but if you go to India, they’re labeled as “American style”.

Isn’t it a Russian dish? I know fricassée de boeuf is French, but once you add onion and sour cream, you’re in Russia baby.

I’m basically on the bottom left just ready to go, why is everyone still not angry enough? Let’s get the grill going so the cooking of the billionaire already, we all take a bite to show commitment to the cause

Is there even such thing as a finished AAA game anymore? They all ship unfinished, every single one. I’m playing dying light 2 now, a year after release, a thousand patches, still buggy as hell.

Ok but what are these trans people taking for those beards? Cause I’m Cis and I’ve never been able to grow such a majestic beard, mine cuts out after like an inch in length.

Whatever it is I want to be a part of it

I never knew birds were immune until I got pet parrots, they love eating jalapeños, seeds and all, same with those little red Thai peppers. It doesn’t bother them, but then they give me spicy kisses and it burns

Some TV ad: the Swiss invented chocolate…

My Aztec/Mayan ass: are we a joke to you?

No more decrepit old white guys please