Yeah but QB was free

I have a cat that makes that noise

The plural is milves.

No, wearing that much black takes attitude

Laibach, poseur.

Well, websites weren’t always bloated piles of JavaScript sharts.

The specs were realistic within the bounds of the time’s technology, with a price to match.

Anyone endorsed by The Stranger is a winner

Guy pretty much nailed it with the “PTA” he described in his article at the back - and hilarious that the shortened teaser actually used the phrase “smart phone.”

About that closet …

Right? Is this a revival of dataisugly?

You don’t think it provides adequate ventilation?

It’s called a “teddy” and how you doin’

“Raviolo” is the singular

Not that I’d expect a barf fanatic to know that

Well, that and the “I ❤️ Barf” T-shirt

I like the darkness. I suppose the fact that it’s excessively cold and moist outside keeps me inside with the cats, which is nice.

Howany sperm do you think it takes to fertilize an egg?

Also, you’re ignoring the most egregious part of this, which is the childs’ names.

I didn’t realize I’d even ever been to Colorado

I guess they don’t select sergeants for their spelling abilities

Even the more reason for shaming

On it is face?