More than the misuse, of commas?

One is all I need

Your comment wasn’t there when I made my comment. It might have been made while I was reading the post/comments, or might not have yet federated.

Still mean :(

How come I did the exact same thing as the exact same time and you get all the votes

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My wife bought a Steam Deck a few months ago; she hasn’t touched her Switch since then, and she’s actually considering just getting rid of it.

Me when I’m in The Zone™

Speed limits don’t do shit without enforcement. For whatever reason, Seattle has too many aggressive maniac drivers, so the solution needs to involve removing these drivers. Make human driving almost entirely too inconvenient or costly in tandem with fully building out transit and foot and bicycle access, ADA exceptions, and autonomous vehicles (yes, there are good examples of this technology on roads, Tesla is a joke).

You’re not wrong. I’m assuming we’re fighting over who gets her

Not with that attitude

You can change “RIF” to “every single 3rd party app”

Oh boy, more slop

Zitsels it is, then.

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are “Popplers” and “Zitsels.”

Go on …

Which company did you say you worked for?

SAY MY NAME, PUNY ROBOT

You never have to kill the unicorn, just tranq it and saw off the horn. It’ll grow back. Maybe.

What is “vegan sugar” supposed to be?

Oats don’t have nipples. You can’t milk them.

I’ve had good coconut-based ice cream. Almond milk is really only good as a coffee whitener. Cashews are overabused as terrible vegan replacements for thins when they’re far superior just by themselves.

I can see avocado having some potential, given its fat content, but I’m not much for savory desserts.