That’s a cat

Or did he just stop being in denial?

Same for his friend Ashens. Which reminds me, their Xmas Advent calendar collabs are my favorite part of the holidays now.

No, I was implying that reality simply branched. Specifically when Bowie died, if you’re curious.

But back to your hypothesis: if all of the future is rewritten by travel into the past, then the travel to the past shall not have happened. How do you reconcile this paradox?

How do you know how old all of my carbon is?

I mean, my friend’s carbon?

How old does carbon need to be before you can legally date it?

Asking for a friend.

Why wait when you could just go to the point of discovery?

Christ, imagine this being the good timeline.

Love me some Brutalmoose

The Internet

this is real

SLAMMED HIS PUSSY ON A ROCK REALLY HARD

Then do it in a better time zone. I’ll be celebrating it very quietly during an opera tonight.

I can’t understand how a sighted person would, yet here we are.

Most of the world sure is being affected by the stupid shit happening there.

Just a bit

I live in Seattle, so Russia is worse

You’re still contributing to the problem if whatever you use is literally paying Microsoft for every search you make.

Thanks, this helps me with my travel plans

I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes

… Huh.