I call 'em “farticles”

Love reading good news first thing in the morning. Where are the rest of the cameras? I’ll be over in Bellevue in a couple weeks and can help out …

https://tedium.co/2024/05/17/google-web-search-make-default/

What’s with the double tail?

LOL, line 2349 for me. Wow.

6/5, common notation is ideal for math. Mixed numbers are only useful for recipes in US customary units.

What psychopath is coming up with these color scales

Tired of being part of this dysfunctional family.

March Madness

I’m not sure what “wahter” is, but I guess it’s really bad

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to give the impression that I give a shit.

Wait, is France actually gonna win? I knew my boss was smart, but I didn’t know she could predict soccer outcomes

TIL fish are cockroaches

(1) No, it’s not (2) even if it were, what they do is too perfectly executed

Well then no meal for you

Maybe, but (x+3), (x-3), and (x-6) are factors of that polynomial

Too late

Bro you smell nice

Of course, the real intent is in between: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages

That’s a cat