Puff, puff, pass.

This, too, shall pass.

It being a dial illustrates that while people who make such statements pretend that there’s a continuum, it’s really rather binary.

No, the point is that there really is no middle ground with these people.

How dare I follow their argument to its logical conclusion

Imagine getting triggered by women not wanting to be assaulted

“This rape would be going a lot better for you if you’d just stop struggling so much!”

Yeah, the bullshit generator part is not useful.

GIGO.

No, by that logic you should draw dinosaur as bone if they are in a situation where their flesh is gone.

And the fish in the comic wasn’t at the bottom of the ocean.

What would the man have looked like at the bottom of the ocean? Maybe more like that decayed corpse?

Blobfish are real

Hashtag in a graffito. Wow.

A small animal could also crawl in through the hose.

You jest, but my college roommate did this and taped a dryer hose to it, with one end stuck out the window.

In the middle of winter.

He dropped out of the CS department and went on to get a business degree, since that was more his speed.

Go, buddy, go!

So glad I was done with school before I had to deal with any sort of online submissions. Might not have been the case had I finished grad skool, though, so that’s a dodged bullet.

Well, it was delivery

A coup of cooers

You know why they’re called alliums?

Because they’re all-yummy