Same but also a little ass would be nice too

Aw. I wanted to get fed. Or feed people.

“Get fed, I hired?”

🙄

Removed by mod

Can confirm, am pissed.

I reject this premise. I refuse to give in to the morons.

Did you mean to say Gen Xers?

I call 'em “farticles”

Love reading good news first thing in the morning. Where are the rest of the cameras? I’ll be over in Bellevue in a couple weeks and can help out …

https://tedium.co/2024/05/17/google-web-search-make-default/

What’s with the double tail?

LOL, line 2349 for me. Wow.

6/5, common notation is ideal for math. Mixed numbers are only useful for recipes in US customary units.

What psychopath is coming up with these color scales

Tired of being part of this dysfunctional family.

March Madness

I’m not sure what “wahter” is, but I guess it’s really bad

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to give the impression that I give a shit.

Wait, is France actually gonna win? I knew my boss was smart, but I didn’t know she could predict soccer outcomes