Yeah, follow the call of the night!

Probably a bit too heartwarming for their taste.

This image felt so harmless, but then I saw the eye. Aaahhh.

Just eat something else?

Wouldn’t a graph be easier to read?

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At least you didn’t measure the pizzas with your feet.

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Kinda reminds me of this:

Well, maybe the people on lemmy just like piss that much.

Btw., my 2nd most popular comment is me promoting death wishes.

Is there a programming language equivalent for this?

Remember, if you say something good or bad to someone, always include if and how much you whish for them to kill themselves.

Is the kidney soup made from kidney beans or from kidneys?

One day later, today is 1211/100.

You mean like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

But doesn’t this apply to any kind of sausage we eat?

We all know the issues they’re having because of the missing seatbelts. Now imagine someone of them wearing rollerblades.

Nice art!

Are the bananas from that plant pokemon vegan?

Why are they talking about a bear but showing a picture of nothing but a tree?

It’s shiny, catch it!