I’m not entirely sure those existed in '30s Alergia though and we are talking about a guy whose mother had been living with him until pretty recently and is dragging his heels on talking to his landlord about a different lease. Moving all his shit into one room is just his temporary solution to the issue…it’s just there’s nothing more permanent than a temporary solution. Especially when you end up getting arrested for murder.
Also that doesn’t explain the dishes thing.
That’s why we must take inspiration from Absurdism and it’s heroes and imagine Sisyphus happy wait wrong Camus book, you gotta just move all your furniture into your living room/kitchen so you only ever have to clean one room and just eat your meals out of the pot you cooked them in. Or get yourself arrested so you don’t even have to think about that bullshit.
Rival developer? Please, I’m pretty sure the call is coming from within the house here - this is exactly the sort of thing 4chan would do because a game asked them pronouns or gave them a wetsuit skin instead of a bikini one
Alternatively you could go to your local Asian mart and look at the brands there. Huy Fong didn’t invent sriracha by a long shot, and you should be able to find both the familiar squeezy bottle stuff and the more ‘traditional’ stuff that’s runny and in a glass bottle. It tastes a little different but it’s really good for dipping stuff in.
Hell where I live (over in Scandinavia) most sriracha is flying goose brand, which is Thai. It also comes in like a billion flavours which are pretty damn good. Huy Fong is like the ‘fancy’ American import stuff
Unnskyld? Lefse is American now? No it’s not give that back thank you very much you don’t even use them for hotdogs!
… I’m making a reference/joke to a specific book, written by the same guy who’s responsible for the “imagine Sisyphus happy” quote, where the main character does go “fuck doing chores they suck”