Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

No, there’s just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

The last one was the gun exploding.

Is that femboy fishing?

Well, you’ll probably need a CDL. But they’re not that hard to get

The picture probably is. I don’t think Garfield was ever this unhinged though.

This is my favorite genre of tweet. Just utterly absurd situations that are somehow still accurate.

In the DnD campaign I’m currently playing, um playing a Barbarian named Baer. And he got the opportunity to register the party name with the adventuring guild. He named the party, “Great Baerierr Beef”

Happy pride!

Just cause it’s illegal hasn’t stopped plenty of shitty bosses

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Keep this guy away from the kids

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