8 was having a fine morning, and then BLAMMO! Right in the peepers!

Cool. Now do camel toe.

Name that side-character from He-Man.

Once in a while after this happens, it turns out the thing wasn’t important or took care of itself somehow. That specific feeling of releif is amazing!

It’s “the cloud” honey.

PING!

What is that last shape called?

30 goto 10

It’s a syntax error. Probably just missing a semicolon.

Biblically accurate catgirl

Look, some of it is just logically correct.

Have you tried turning it off & on again?

“Everything is a situation.”

• George Carlin

Hehe hehe frogs shall cum upon you

Aw don’t be so hard on yourselves. You’re probably a perfectly usual level of repulsive, and that cat is practically always startled by something or other.

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

Satan: Awww!

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

Now… when you say flesh games…

Whistle