OP has no latte art skills and we all missed the joke

True, since the training datasets are of very specific known things, categorized in a machine-friendly way, it has a very objective, unambiguous view? If that makes sense?

AI art lacks one thing that human art has; purpose.
Difficult to explain but if you really look at this picture you can make out the artist’s vision and intent behind each stroke.
An AI model is a mish mash of everything, so the art will have an “average and soulless” undertone.