speak for yourself, i just use a notification pinning app for my shopping lists!

Literally all it does it let me enter text, set an optional snooze timespan, and then it creates a persistent notification with that text which can either be dismissed for the specified timespan or deleted.
Super convenient and minimal.

all computers should be like the one in star trek TNG, for simple feedback it just beeps and bloops in ways that are intuitive, and if it actually needs to use speech to relay detailed information it does so in a short and efficient message delivered in a clearly roboticly neutral yet pleasant voice.

most stores here in sweden have hand scanners you can use as a member, and some of them let you write shopping lists and have it show up on the scanner, which can be put into a holder on your cart.

that’s sufficiently useful that i’d use it if i did stuff like weekly shopping, alas i shop daily and thus never buy more than 10 things at a time so fart noises to that.

scentsors detected the smell of shit food, push notification sent.

have fun dying from an infected splinter or something, lol

living alone fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

bomb the server host

kan man dansa cancan på dass?

bro come help me legally dispose of this weed

i brought up how i detest toothpaste to a dentist while having a wisdom tooth pulled, and they said the best routine for me is to just brush as much as i can be arsed, take flouride pills, and swish my mouth with water after every meal.

also make sure to post them online while pretending it’s made by a human, so future models are trained on it and slowly get more and more insane as more of their own output is fed back to themselves as training data.

gen alpha skibidi excusen’t cringeposting.

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
this post: is a mess

history is divided into the pre-python and post-python era

maybe there’s prime beef on the inside

I hate this, it is revolting!

“more?”

Please!

it amazes me how people find partners outside of big cities

it’s an unfortunate human brain thing, if you see a post with 0 upvotes you assume someone has downvoted it and then people tend to just dogpile on…

well it’s not really black, it’s dark amber. most of the time you’re going to see some light shining through the liquid, it’s not like it’s black paint.

all sodas of the same flavour are basically the same, i don’t understand why people care so much about the precise brand…
and it’s weird how it only seems to happen for specific flavours, you don’t tend to see orange soda fans getting up in arms about not being served fanta.

i’m pretty sure the colour is like 75% of the reason why people consider “cola” its own thing, if you just taste it blindly then you realize that it’s basically just vanilla, cinnamon, and citrus, which you’d expect to be more of a yellow-y beige and frankly probably really offputting colour.