You know my body, my choice?

Yeah. This is a crowing threat in the face of a second trump presidency

How would a human centipede wear pants?

Someone who has to push others down to raise themselves up has no power at all

Dude needs to be on a watchlist. I’d make a bundy crack but the food comment is more dahmer

harryhausen has a lot to answer for

Jesus

Turns out if you dehumanise your enemies completely, war crimes happen.

Although the japanese mostly just mutilated you when you were alive.

So easy to do, a mate of mine slipped on tiles taking a 3am piss and smashed his face up badly enough for an ambulance. Nope. Nope nope nope nope.

“What is it with you and triangles? Everything is triangles! There are problems in life that cannot be solved with triangles”

– Einstein

Long live the new flesh!

Turkey slap

Homeowner

Are you a wombat?

Good omens s3 is looking miiiint

Anderson repeeseeent

'Cos it was the only way they could slice the americas the way many western maps slice asia

The polycules are fiiightiiiing

Or the end of Blazing Saddles

Five years ago a friend celebrated the 12th anniversary of her vaginoplasty…

read it out loud